Richie: Eddie, everything came free with the telly, we were looting! Why couldn't you get a free telly with the telly? Eddie: Well then it'll sink in the bath!
Eddie: A dog on a skateboard, that accidentally hangs itself, and then catches fire!
Richie: I was filming my wife accidentally sewing her head to the curtains.
Richie: There's plenty of room in my trousers... sadly.
Richie: What in the name of Greek buggery is the use of a rubber duck? Eddie: It floats... in the bath!
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