Mrs Linneker: Which one of you is Mr Hitler? Eddie: That would be me. Mrs Linneker: Any relation? Eddie: Well, I've got a mother. Mrs Linneker: No, no, no. I mean Adolf Hitler. Eddie: Yes, that's her.
Richie: I really think this could be the one, Eddie. Even on the phone, there was an immediate sexual tension. Eddie: You mean, you felt horny and she felt tense?
Richie: Eddie-Jives, what exactly IS caviar? Eddie: It's fish poo, your highness. Richie: It's what?! Eddie: Fish poo, your dukeness. It comes out of a very expensive fish's bottom!
(Richie's date repeatedly knocks on the door) Richie: All right, all right! Take it easy you bitch! (Pauses) Richie: I mean, Your Bitchness... I mean Lady Bitch of, Oh God, Eddie, what do you call them? Eddie: Jugs, what do you call them?
Eddie: Would madame care for a hor's durve?
Lady Natasha's full name: Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wettesley Olstomsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Bolomov Dub, 3rd Viscomptess of Moldavia
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