If Eddie doesn't have any gold teeth, why did he say "wrong side" after Richie punched him in the mouth?
In the pub, Richie says thats he's practically blind as he's just drunk half a pint of Absinthe. However, Absinthe was his original order; Dick Head had given him Pernod instead.
Hedgehog: We could be at home now, looking at the telly. Spudgun: I thought you said the telly's broke. Hedgehog: Well, that doesn't matter. We could just sit there, looking at it!
Eddie: Dick, isn't true that you once stood a trial for QPR? Dick: Yes, actually. Trevor Francis phones me up one day. He says "Dick Head?", I says "That's me!"
Richie: Dick, put us in for the big brain quiz tonight! Dick: Certainly, gents. That'll be £2000. Richie/Eddie/Spudgun/Hedgehog: What?! Dick: Each. Richie/Eddie/Spudgun/Hedgehog: Double what?! Eddie: That's a bit steep, isn't it? Richie: Steep? It's effing vertical!
Richie: Eddie, this is no time for you to be an ugly, ignorant, no-brained arsehead from hell.
Richie: (Pleading with Eddie to let him into the room) Eeeeeeeeedddddddddddddiiiiiiieeeeeeee? (Eddie opens the door and extends a blow-torch holding hand, and sets fire to Richie's bollocks)
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