Richie: What are those two great big hairy things coming out of that hedge? Eddie: Oh, that's just a pair of bullocks. (Shouts) Put your trousers back on!!
Maitre'd: Do you have a reservation? Eddie: Yeah. I'm not entirely sure we're gonna get away with this!
Eddie: Let me give you a tip. If you're ever pretending to be a lesbian, keep you're tackle really well hidden.
(impersonating the Welsh cricketer "Cannonball" Taffy O'Jones) Richie: You ignorant English wankaaaaa!!!!
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