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Richie: Feeb, one boiled egg... Feeb, one boiled egg. Feeb hello. Eddie: Feeb, hello. Richie: Yes hello, one boiled egg. Eddie: Feeb, hello. Richie: Yes hello! Eddie: Feeb, who is it? Richie: Feeb it's Mr Twat. Eddie: Feeb, is not here, can i take a message? Richie: (Opens door end says to Eddie.) Look it's me Eddie it's me, stop embarrasing me and just take the order. (Punches Eddie.) Eddie: Aahh! Richie: One boiled, damn, Feeb, one boiled, oh forget the Feeb, look, one boiled egg. Eddie: Feeb, hang on I'll write it down. Richie: No,no,no don't write it down just remember it. Eddie: Ok... How do you spell egg? Richie: No Just remember it. Eddie: Aaww, hang on a minute I've just broken my pencil. I'll just find another one. Uh sorry, Feeb. Richie: Eddie... Feeb, Eddie look here's a pencil (Eddie lifts glasses and looks through small tube to speak through at the same time Richie pushes a pencil through.) Eddie: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Richie: Look here's the order. (Holds out a piece of paper) Now copy that and cook it. Eddie: But it will taste all papery.