Bourbon Street Beat Season 1 Episode 36

Gunther: You're a big man, Mr. Calhoun. Very big. When I was younger I used to hate big men.

Gunther (to Cal): I like to hire big men. It does something for my ego.

Anna: I'm not like Napoleon, Mr. Calhoun. I like big men.

Yvonne (about Cal): He's cute.
Elsie: They're all cute, honey.

Reynard (about the chimp): Take my advice, Mr. Calhoun. You spot him, shoot him.

Antonio (to Cal): I'm going back to my trailer. My contract doesn't call for this.

Cal (to Reynard): We talk about this tomorrow morning or not at all.

Cal (to Kenny): You watch the rehearsal here. I'll try to stir up a little trouble.

Kenny: Just where did you learn to be a clown?
Cal: My boy, nobody learns to be a clown. It's an inherited trait.