Eric's Voiceover: And there's the head waitress, Angel. Nuff said.
Angel: Hi. I'm Angel Nuffsaid.
Eric: I'm Shangri-La's own gumshoe. There's the gum on my shoe.
Rory: Hit me baby, one more time.
Jack: (singing) "Hit me baby, one more time!?"...naw.
Eric: Your wife was transported to an alternate universe. As far as I can tell your closet is a vortex that connects your reality with ours.
Cory: Topanga come out of the closet, Eric's drunk.
Eric: Drunk with knowledge.
Eric's Voice Over: It was getting ugly. I had to do something quick before Rory's Shangri-La was lost forever, but first I had to bend down to pick up Feeny's hat. Did I say Feeny? I meant Fez-Head.
Eric's Voice Over: She didn't sing so good, and he didn't play so good, but in Shangri-La nobody cares.
Costello/Alan: She don't sing so good Fez-Head.
Fez-Head/Feeny: He don't play so good.
Both: We don't care!
Jack: (singing) "Hit me baby, one more time!?"
"Hit Me Baby One More Time" is a hit song by Britney Spears.
Title: As Time Goes By
The title of this episode comes from the song that Sam the piano player plays in the 1942 movie Casablanca.