Boy Meets World Season 6 Episode 5

Cory: Shawn, do you think I'm talented?
Shawn: Oh god, what now?

Cory: Are you saying we don't have extraordinary gifts, Mr. Feeny?
Mr. Feeny: No, of course not, Mr. Matthews. You also have extraordinary gifts.
Cory: Like what?
Mr. Feeny (pauses): You have your health. Good for you.

Cory (to Alexandra): Look, little girl! You're a little girl!

Talent Show Announcer: We'll we've had quite a night this evening. We've had fire batons, we had the little boy that juggled the ducks, and a special thanks to the double-jointed Plunket twins.

Eric: What are you gonna ask her for?
Jack: Leave me alone.
Eric: What are you gonna ask her for?
Jack: Will you stop?
Eric: What are you gonna ask her for?
Jack: Alright, you want the truth?
Eric: I can't handle the truth!

Angela: You're very good at a lot of things.
Cory: Like what?
Angela: Don't push me on this, I'm just trying to make you feel better.

Shawn: He won't come out for anyone. He says he's searching the caverns of his soul.
Topanga: No, not the caverns! Cory, open up!!!

Eric: I am never gonna pee again!

Morgan (to Alexandra, about Cory): When I was one and a half, I learned to ignore him. Loser!

Cory: I told my dad he was average.
Shawn: I told my dad that once. He was thrilled.