Mr. Turner: You want me to read this, or just give it to the guidance counselor? Shawn: No go ahead, read it. Mr. Turner: (Reading Shawn's poem My uncle Ralph, he does not care, 'Cause twice a month, he gets welfare. My uncle Chuck has nylon hair, He bought the rug with his welfare. (Skimming through Old Corvair... long nose hair... electric chair..." It's a very colorful family you have there, Shawn. Shawn: I didn't use their real names. Is that okay? Mr. Turner: Oh, yeah. The less I know, the better.
Eric: A haircut?? This is your solution to girls? I suppose when I'm starving, you'll buy me some pants?!
Shawn (to Cory after making out with a girl at Chubbie's): Remember in health class, that section on the movement of blood? I understand it now.
Alan (conversationally): Hey guys, where ya been? Eric: Hey, I can get a haircut, as many as I want!
Cory: So after she made us dessert and read to us I walked her home and right there on the porch I laid out. I said "Wendy, it's over. Forever." Shawn: How'd she react? Cory: Well, she invited me in for oatmeal cookies, Grandma Jansen played the organ and we all sang Big Rock-Candy Mountain. Shawn: Nice knowing ya. Cory: You know, they have four generations living in the same house. The men don't say much.
(discussing Wendy) Amy: She's just a little girl playing house. Alan: Amy, sweetheart, she's a little blond loon!
Shawn (as an old man): How long you been married? Cory: Who? Shawn: What! Cory: They want you to take the rolls!
Shawn: Do what I do, don't think.
Cory: I'm on an emotional roller coaster. This is a reference to the season 1 episode Boy Meets Girl, in which the students watch a video on puberty. The video tells them that they may feel like they are on an emotional roller coaster.
Title: Breaking Up is Really, Really Hard to Do The episode's title comes from the Neil Sedaka song "Breaking Up is Hard to Do."
S 7 : Ep 23
Aired 5/5/00
S 7 : Ep 21
Aired 4/28/00
S 7 : Ep 20
Aired 4/7/00
S 7 : Ep 19
Aired 3/31/00
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