(Eric wants his girlfriend to go out with him over the weekend, but she has a cousin visiting from New York)
Eric: Tell you what. How about if we double? Just so happens I have a 13-year old brother who's currently available.
Kim: Hmm. What's your brother like?
Eric: Cory? He's 13. What do you need?
Kim: Well, Rory's from Manhattan and she's very mature for her age.
Eric: You're going to love Cory. You would not believe how mature he is.
(Cory enters from the kitchen)
Cory: Hey guys, look at me. I'm a fountain! (sips water from glass, stands on one leg, and begins to spit it out in a stream) I gotta show Shawn. Shawn!