Eric: I'm gonna start my own fraternity! The girls will come to me! I won't have to wear a dress anymore. Unless, you know, I want to.
Mr. Feeny: Mr. Hunter, clipping coupons?
Shawn: Yup, Odor Eaters. $2.49 for a dozen; and my Christmas shopping is done.
(Jack gets off the elevator in heels and red dress)
Jack: I don't want to talk about it, okay?
Eric: Yeah, well, I do! You took that out of my closet!
Professor Michaels: "Free will", wanna take a shot?
Shawn: Do I really have a choice?
Professor Michaels: Ooh. I gotta take five.
(Eric comes off the elevator wearing a pink dress and high heels)
Jack: Please tell me you're just trying to get out of a traffic ticket.
Cory: Feeny's on a war path 'cause Shawn's cutting classes. So I'm writing an excuse from Shawn's parents. How do you spell "Shawn"?
Topanga: You don't know how to spell your best friend's name?
Cory: Well, we're phone people. Is it S-H-A-W-N or S-E-A-N?
Title: Fraternity Row
Fraternity Row refers to an area on or near a college campus where many of the school's fraternities are located.
Eric names his new fraternity "Magnum Pi".
This is a reference to Magnum, P.I.; an 80's detective show starring Tom Selleck.