Boy Meets World Season 3 Episode 4

Cory (on the phone): Oh great, Turner's machine. Now I gotta listen to three minutes of Cat Stevens.

Cory: I said I don't wanna talk about it!
Alan: You did not say that.
Cory: Well I don't wanna talk about it. Definitely said it that time.

Amy: Typewriter? Oh no. Eric, did you put a waffle in the computer again?
Eric: Mom, I was 15. Let it die.

Mr. Turner: Hey George, what's up?
Mr. Feeny: Well I just wanted to be sure you knew that the Hunter boy missed his history test this morning.
Mr. Turner: He what?!
Cory: Oh, that's my fault, my fault. I was supposed to tell you that Shawn had a severe case of uh...help me out here.
Mr. Feeny: Sloth?
Cory: Yes! Hong Kong Sloth!

Alan: Why didn't you use the computer?
Eric: Well, it's a paper on the Amish and somehow it just seemed wrong.

Devon: You know in my house, growing up, all my parents ever talked about were the three M's: money, marriage, and mortgage.
Shawn: Yeah, my dad always talked about the three B's: babes, bucks, and brewskies.

Shawn: John, I'm not running away. I'm finally going someplace, doing something with my life. You know, I could ski the alps, or even go to Spain and chase the bulls.
Turner: Uh, actually they chase you.
Shawn: Who needs Spain? Europe's a big town. I'm sure there's tons of cool stuff I could do.