Boy Meets World Season 6 Episode 6

(Eric and Jack are ready outside the bathroom to hit Rachel with a pie)
Jack: She's been there an awful long time, hasn't she?
Eric: Yeah, well, you know women. They like to loofah.
Jack: That takes longer?

Rachel: I can be just as big a slob as the two of you.
Eric (enunciating very clearly): That's insane!

Jack: Wait a minute. Rachel's not here anymore.
Eric: What are we still doing with our pants on?
Jack: After you.
Eric (unzipping): Why thank you.

Rachel: I hate this, it's like I have to be on my best behavior. It's like I'm living with my mother.
Eric (to Rachel): Actually, do you have a picture of your mother? No reason.

Eric: Nice spaghetti, Jack.
Jack: Thank you, Eric. Lovely job on the mashed potahtoes.
Eric: Oh, and where did you get this gravy? Heaven?
Jack: You know, funny little story, I was watching Martha Stewart today, and I got a lovely tip on how to freshen our potopourri with cranberries and lilac petals.
Eric: Oh yes, I saw that one.

Eric: Apparently I've got meatball on my face.

Cory: I stink! I think I said the word 'ugiverse.'

Shawn: I think it's a bad idea.
Cory: Oh, when did I ever have a bad idea?