Cory: At my level, they don't fax you. You just know.
(Amy considers dropping the creative writing class)
Eric: You can't do that, Amy.
Amy: Why are you calling me "Amy"?
Eric: Because that's your human name.
Eric: Sorry buddy, this seat's saved for (sigh) Monica.
Jack: What happened to (sigh) Bridgette?
Eric: She found out about (sigh) Monica.
Eric (about Amy's new paper): "An Evening in Cape Cod" now this is more like it. "As Alan touched me, my lips began to quiver..." Don't you do anything but quiver?! (reads more of story) Oh my god, you do!
Shawn: Let's try and have a good time!
Cory: They're not paying us to have a good time.
Shawn: Cory, they're not paying us at all. Which is exactly why the CEO of this company is going to get a photo copy of my butt!
Title: How To Succeed In Business
This is an allusion to the book and musical, How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying.