Boy Meets World

Shawn: If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you listen to me? Cory: Yeah, I did that once. Remember? Alvin: How can you vote for a guy who's dumb enough to jump off a bridge? Shawn: It was a miniature golf bridge. He jumped in to get my ball, and don't call my friend dumb. Cory: Yeah, there's no room in this campaign for name-calling, you four-eyed, frog-voiced geek.

Cory: Shawn, he doesn't have anything on us does he? Shawn: No, it's a bluff. It's gotta be. (suddenly nervous) Listen, man; a lot of weird stuff goes on in the trailer park.

Shawn: I'm gonna put together a campaign like this school's never seen. An unstoppable tidal wave gathering snow, blazing through the sky, crushing everything in its beak!

Topanga (to Alvin after he asked her to nominate him): No, go away. And don't look at me.

Eric: So how's the campaign? Cory: We're just reevaluating. You know, considering a new direction. Eric: And that would be...down?

Mr. Feeny: When do you step in and teach them the democratic process? Mr. Turner: If Matthews wins... Tuesday.

Cory: Shawn, you're squealing. Shawn: Yeah I'm squealing! That's the sound you make when your best friend takes a gun and stabs you in the back right in front of your eyes!