Boy Meets World Season 2 Episode 14

Cory: I want to be president because I want to know who I am.
Alan: And who are you?
Cory: (Holds up his campaign poster) Cory Matthews: honest, loyal, decent.
Alan: Honest to the voters, loyal to your best friend, and decent enough to kill off your parents.

Shawn: If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you listen to me?
Cory: Yeah, I did that once. Remember?
Alvin: How can you vote for a guy who's dumb enough to jump off a bridge?
Shawn: It was a miniature golf bridge. He jumped in to get my ball, and don't call my friend dumb.
Cory: Yeah, there's no room in this campaign for name-calling, you four-eyed, frog-voiced geek.

Cory: Shawn, he doesn't have anything on us does he?
Shawn: No, it's a bluff. It's gotta be. (suddenly nervous) Listen, man; a lot of weird stuff goes on in the trailer park.

Shawn: I'm gonna put together a campaign like this school's never seen. An unstoppable tidal wave gathering snow, blazing through the sky, crushing everything in its beak!

Topanga (to Alvin after he asked her to nominate him): No, go away. And don't look at me.

Eric: So how's the campaign?
Cory: We're just reevaluating. You know, considering a new direction.
Eric: And that would be...down?

Mr. Feeny: When do you step in and teach them the democratic process?
Mr. Turner: If Matthews wins... Tuesday.

Cory: Shawn, you're squealing.
Shawn: Yeah I'm squealing! That's the sound you make when your best friend takes a gun and stabs you in the back right in front of your eyes!

Cory: What is with these 5-day school weeks? I don't know about you guys but I'm pretty much shot by Wednesday. So let's end the week there.