Amy: Eric, a tutor? I'm proud, yet confused. Alan: Can we get sued?
Eric: I thought all the tutors got together and voted to never tutor me again. Mr. Feeny: They did.
Shawn: At least at the trailer park, I'll be surrounded by family...and the FBI agents that surround them...
Eric (to Amy): Nag, nag, nag. What are you, my mom?
Eric: Who painted the Sistine Chapel? Jeff: Michaelangelo. Eric (pleased): Jeff! Jeff: Ha ha, just kidding. Who?
Eric: What a waste of a night. I just spent 3 hours speeding around in a Porsche, with a pretty girl in my lap. Alan: I hate when that happens.
Shawn: Hey, John. What's your secret code? Cory: Oh, it's 1434. Turner: Matthews, how do you know my secret code? Cory: Easy, it's the same number as your bank card. Oh, I owe you 40 bucks.
Shawn: Good news, Cor! Cory: Shawn, there's no such thing as good news, before I've had my grape nuts.
Eric: I worked really hard on this, where did I go wrong? Mr. Feeny: I'd have to say the 5th grade, when you took that ride in the dryer. Eric: Yeah but if it wasn't for that, my hair would still look like Cory's.
Title: I Never Sang for My Legal Guardian This is an allusion to the 1970 film, I Never Sang for My Father.
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