Cory (holding the whiskey bottle): You know, I just can't understand why they don't sell this stuff to kids.
Cory: I wouldn't drink and drive. I'm not a moron. Amy: You peed on a cop car!
(after Shawn throws the liquor bottle and it shatters) Cory (drunk and slurry): Hey, I was gonna put flowers in that and present to Armanga as a token of my steam. Shawn (laughing): Wait a minute, Cory. Cory: What? Shawn: You just called her "Armanga" Cory: No, not our manga, My manga.
Cory: This will forever be remembered as the night we peed on the police car.
Shawn (about Cory's handkerchief): Cory, Who carries these around? What did you do? Dig up your grandfather and pick his pocket?!
Cory: I have dignity! Shawn: You burst into tears every 3..2..1.. Cory (crying): Stop exaggerating!
Will Friedle doesn't appear in this episode!
This episode has been black-listed by the Disney Channel, for its portrayal of underage drinking.
Shawn: I chose a fine time to quit drinking. This a reference to a line in the movie, Airplane!
Shawn (as police pull up): Oh no, it's Sipowicz. Sipowicz was one of the detectives of the police drama NYPD Blue.
Title: If You Can't Be With the One You Love... The title was taken from a line in the song "Love the One You're With", by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.
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