Boy Meets World

Season 5 Episode 18

If You Can't Be With the One You Love...

Aired Friday 8:30 PM Mar 06, 1998 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Cory: Good morning Topanga, I still love you.

      Topanga: We can't start off the day like that, Cory.
      Cory: Well I don't care what you think!
      Topanga: Fine!
      Cory: Fine!

    • Cory (holding the whiskey bottle): You know, I just can't understand why they don't sell this stuff to kids.

    • Cory: I wouldn't drink and drive. I'm not a moron.
      Amy: You peed on a cop car!

    • (after Shawn throws the liquor bottle and it shatters)
      Cory (drunk and slurry): Hey, I was gonna put flowers in that and present to Armanga as a token of my steam.
      Shawn (laughing): Wait a minute, Cory.
      Cory: What?
      Shawn: You just called her "Armanga"
      Cory: No, not our manga, My manga.

    • Cory: This will forever be remembered as the night we peed on the police car.

    • Shawn (about Cory's handkerchief): Cory, Who carries these around? What did you do? Dig up your grandfather and pick his pocket?!

    • Cory: I have dignity!
      Shawn: You burst into tears every 3..2..1..
      Cory (crying): Stop exaggerating!

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Shawn: I chose a fine time to quit drinking.

      This a reference to a line in the movie, Airplane!

    • Shawn (as police pull up): Oh no, it's Sipowicz.

      Sipowicz was one of the detectives of the police drama
      NYPD Blue

    • Title: If You Can't Be With the One You Love... The title was taken from a line in the song "Love the One You're With", by Stephen Stills.