Mr. Feeny: You will go to your room and wait for your parents to get home.
Eric: Just because you were once my sixth grade teacher doesn't mean you can tell me what to do!
Mr. Feeny: Go to your room!
Eric: Apparently it does!
Cory: Mom, I'm your son.
Amy: Cory, you're dog meat.
Alan (looking at the tape): "I'm Blowing Up Your Head, Part 6"?
Mr. Feeny: From the little I saw...
Alan: No, no; thank you, George. I think I can figure out the subtle plot nuances.
Mr. Feeny: Might I inquire why you won't release the car?
Tony: It's like I told the kid. You ain't got a license you ain't gettin' the car.
Mr. Feeny: Aren't.
Mr. Feeny: You aren't getting the car.
Tony: Wrong pal, I already got the car.
Mr. Feeny: No, no you misunderstand me I was simply correcting your grammar.
Tony: I don't need talking lessons from a guy who's wearing earrings.
Eric: Ooooh; Barney does the ABC's. You know, I don't wanna ruin the ending for you Cory; but uh..."Z".
TV announcer: Now there are two arctic caribou where previously there were, not one, but none.
(Mr. Feeny has just yanked the "Stumpy's Revenge" videotape out of the VCR, destroying it in the process.)
Mr. Feeny: This is rated 'R'!
Shawn: Yeah, 'R' for wrecked!
Kelly Packard has appeared in three different Boy Meets World episodes as two different characters: Tracy & Candy.
Title: It's a Wonderful Night
A reference to the classic Christmas movie, It's a Wonderful Life.