Alan tells Cory that he won the gloves for finishing second in his weight class; yet when Cory is on the phone, he says they belong to the second best boxer in the whole Navy.
Minkus: (After deciding to tell the class what SCUBA stands for) I hate myself.
Shawn: You're not alone.
Minkus: I for one plan to stimulate my intellect, and will therefore choose between Vocabulary Club and Debate Team.
Topanga: I would enjoy communing with the creatures of the sea. I choose SCUBA.
Minkus: Slap me in a wetsuit and throw me overboard!
Alan: (to Amy about Morgan) C'mon. Let me buy her love while I can still afford it.
Shawn: Man, Cory, you are the whitest white boy I have ever seen.
Amy: (about Cory) It's after dark, I'm kind of worried.
Alan: Me too, how's he going to survive in the adult world if he can't come up with a better cover story?
Mr. Feeny: Can anyone tell me what the acronym "scuba" is? Mr. Matthews?
Mr. Feeny: Scuba Dooba? Mr. Matthews, I have obviously failed you on so many levels.
Cory: Did you brush your teeth this morning?
Shawn: I'm not sure. What day is it?
Mr. Feeny: So, now, can anyone tell me what SCUBA stands for? Come on. Someone take a stab at it. Mr. Hunter, you haven't spoken since the fourth grade. S-C-U-B-A. What does it stand for?
Topanga: Each of our bodies is the master creation of Mother Nature.
Shawn: Well, except for Minkus. He was created by Mother Goose.
Cory: Give them back to me on the most important day of my life.
Alan: When will that be?
Cory: Whatever day you give them back.
Mr. Feeny: This has got to be the most half-baked idea you've ever had!
Cory: No, no, it was fully baked.
This is a reference to the 1967 film The Graduate starring Dustin Hoffman, and William Daniels.