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Cory: What just happened over there, Shawn? I mean, I'm talking with you fine, but over there with Topanga I became a...sea monkey.
Shawn: That's a bad animal, man.
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Mr. Feeny (to Mr. Turner): The Hunter boy giving you a rough time? I suggest you send a note home to yourself.
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Mr. Turner: Guys, guys, guys, guys. You didn't hear, did you?
Shawn: What, what?
Mr. Turner: This year, when the bell rings...it means get to class!
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Mr. Turner: That's right pal. Your butt's in homeroom before that first bell rings or TV no way, snacks no way, dates no way. OK?
Shawn: Snacks?
Mr. Turner: I'm new at this. Now get outta here.
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Cory: Topanga, if I had to dream up the perfect woman, she wouldn't even come close to you. Would you be my girlfriend?
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Cory: Why did I even ask a woman? They only bring you heartbreak.
Amy: Well, this one brings dinner every night, a roof over your head; and there was that little giving birth thing.
Cory: Mom, that's getting real old.
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Cory: That's not the Topanga I've known. I mean, it's like she goes away for a summer and comes back a woman.
Shawn: Yeah, so did Coach Franklin.
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Eric: My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?
Mr. Feeny: Your grades, my friend, are not good enough to get you a slurpie.