Cory: Yeah? If there's no bowling league, why is my Mom going out with this big, heavy...
(lifts up bag and realizes how light it is)
Cory: Eric, something's wrong, this doesn't weigh anything.
Eric: Well maybe Mom forgot her ball.
(Eric & Cory lift shoes out of the bag)
Shawn: ...And if those are bowling shoes there should be a number on the back, just above the spike heel.
(Eric pulls out a black dress)
Cory: Eric, what does this mean?
Eric: It means Mom's gonna' be flashin' some leg when she picks up that seven-ten split.