Topanga: Cory, get up.
Cory: No, I don't wanna get up. I hit my father. That's gotta be a bad sin. If this were the bible I'd be a father smiter. I'd be Cory; Son of Alan the Bruised.
Topanga: Cory, you've got a great relationship with your father.
Cory: You know what, you shouldn't be here. If they find you here with me, they'll stone you.