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Eric: I'm not the guy for you. You need a guy who's perky and happy all the time, maybe who's had part of his brain removed and thinks he's a bunny. And you guys can go be bunnies together.
Corinna: You don't want to see me anymore, do you?
Eric: Oh, it's just I don't want to see you. I want to stick you on a rocket ship and send you to planet Flaflooga!
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Topanga: You think this is funny?
Cory: No, I think it's the opposite of funny. I think it's...wood.
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Eric: Ok, Corinna. Um, I don't know how to say this, so I'm gonna choose my words very carefully. I think you're a psycho. I wanna get as far away from you as I possibly can.
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Cory: Lock up your daughters, the hormones will be a-flyin' tonight! So, you believe me?
Shawn: No, but you're very sweet.
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Cory: Morgan! Have we learned nothing from the purple duck?
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Alan: So, its done?
Eric: Oh, of course its not done. I mean, don't you know me at all? Why would you send me to do something like that?
Alan: She smiled at you?
Eric (waves hands in starburst motion): Geh-heh!
Alan: Alright, look. Take her to lunch and ask her to take her act further down the road. Can you handle that?
Eric: Can I handle that? Yeah, I can handle that. Or fail to do so. But I'm gonna need some money, so can you give me some 'cause I gave her all of mine.
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Topanga: You have no idea what this is about, do you?!
Cory: Yes I do, and it happens to be a very important issue; not just to me and you but to all men and women in relationships, both here and abroad.
Topanga: You have no idea what this is about, do you?!
Cory: Oh, do I ever?!
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Morgan: You're just making me go to bed because I'm your sister.
Cory: No, no, I'm making you go to bed because I'm your brother; and I love you. So, go to bed.
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Corinna: I'm surprised you had the guts to show up.
Eric: I'm surprised you're out when the sun is up.
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Topanga (to class): I think the biggest crisis facing this country, is the breakdown of the American family.
Shawn: Oh, you always gotta go after Shawn.
Topanga: Well, I just think that lots of other issues, like crime, and the decline in education...
Shawn: Hey, hey! Lay off me!
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(Amy is asking Cory why he's researching parenthood)
Cory: Well, because one day, Topanga's going to be a mother, and I'm going to be the father; or the uncle; or, the way I'm going, the guy down the street with the binoculars; but I just want to be ready for whatever it is I'm going to be.
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Cory: "Taco!!"
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Eric: It's a very difficult situation here. I mean, Corinna's a very sweet girl, with a great artistic spirit. It would just be wrong to crush that.
Morgan (singing along with the radio): And he doesn't like girls cause he's afraid of them, afraid of them! I think he likes boys if you know what I'm sayin...
Eric: OK, this chick is toast!