Eric: The evening began at 7. Started with some intimate pre-dinner conversation at a quaint little Mexican place I happen to know. Came back here and let's just say my clothes were off within 5 minutes.
Jack: You opened your big mouth. She walked out. You ate alone at Taco Bell, came home, took off all your clothes, and you were asleep by 8 o'clock.
Eric: How'd you do?
Jack: Not as good.