Boy Meets World

Shawn: Cory! For New Year's Eve, I got us a limousine. Cory: A limousine? Shawn: Yeah, it's short for limo.

Eric (to a random little boy on the train): So Timmy, hey tiger here's the plan. I'm gonna lower you down. When your feet hit the tracks I want you to start running. You're gonna find this girl and give her this note. OK? Take the note Timmy. Now run like the wind.

Cory: It's nice to see you in a better mood, brother. Eric: Just die.

Eric: Okay, if I can just pry my fingers into the door...they would get stuck! Like this; OW!

Cory: Look, Eric. The man was obviously an imposter, OK. I mean, for all I know he was going to take us to some warehouse and cut out our livers. Shawn: Hey, no biggie. I've already had mine out.

Eric: Oh Dad, thanks for giving birth to me! Amy: I was there too! Eric: Oh, right! Kudos, Mom.

Eric: Cory, if stupidity was in the Olympics, you'd win a Nobel Prize.

Shawn (as Feeny is leaving for his cab): Penne arrabiata! Cory: Shawn, you just wished him a spicy pasta.

Shawn: You're asking us for money, aren't you? Mr. Feeny: Yes, I've hit bottom. Shawn: Welcome.