Jack Hunter (Seasons 5+)
Eric Randall Matthews
Topanga Lawrence-Matthews (Seasons 2+)
Cornelius A. 'Cory' Matthews
Shawn Patrick Hunter
Rachel Kimberly McGuire (Seasons 6+)
In this episode, Eric and Jack cross dress and Eric is seen as the "ugly" girl and Jack as "pretty". Interesting enough, the same reaction is shown for the character's brother in the season 4 episode Chick Like Me.
Jack said that they turned Luther and his friends in before they could do anything illegal; however, they did break and enter the Student Union which is illegal.
Boy Meets World seems to have a slight attraction to cross-dressing, as this is the fourth time it is visited. Eric and Jack also wore dresses in Fraternity Row; Cory and Shawn dressed up as women in Chick Like Me; and Mr. Feeny wore a woman's hat, a pearl necklace and earrings in It's a Wonderful Night.
Jack: You even look at us wrong again, this picture is going on the school web page! (Luther goes for it, Jack stuffs it in his shirt, Luther reaches in and Eric snaps another picture)
Luther: Fine. I won't look at you wrong. (Looks at Eric, who put his wig back on) I won't look at you at all.
Eric: (Girl voice) Oh, yeah? Well, I'm beautiful on the inside and on the inside you're a PIG!
Topanga: Maybe we could be friends.
Eric (As Chantel): Oh! We would be such great friends! But I'm sorry, I can't!
Topanga: Why not?
Eric: Because soon I will be gone!
Topanga: Gone where?
Eric: Either back to France, or killed by Crazy Luther!
Topanga: The stereo guy?
Eric: No! The guy who bites off the finger!
Topanga: Are you alright?
Eric (as Chantel, tearfully): No Topanga, I'm not!
Topanga: I'm sorry, do we know each other?
Eric: Oh, you're Topanga. Everyone knows you. You're beautiful and you have a wonderful husband who loves you. And I'll never have a husband because I'm a shabby little French girl!
(Jack is dressed up as a girl)
Luther: So, you got a boyfriend!
Jack: (High voice) Positively not.
Luther: You want one?
Jack: (High voice) Positively not!
Eric: I look like a bison?
Jack: No, no, he was just saying that, don't take it so hard.
Eric: How can I not take it hard? I see all the men look at me and point at me and avert their eyes and choke back their vomit!
Jack: Dude! Dude! Keep it down, alright?
Eric: No! I am butt UGLY!
Eric: You're Lala Nelson. You're a trollop. Former drug addict.
Jack: No, no, there's no way I'm doing this! Can't we just leave town?
Eric: We can't leave town! We have midterms all week!
Jack: We gotta come up with something that is very smart.
(Eric comes in dressed as a girl)
Jack: Not that.
Eric (contemplating his alter-ego, Olga): My name is Olga Svetlana. I am shot put champion. I don't shave my armpits.
Topanga: Au revoir, Chantal.
Eric (as Chantal, a French woman): I don't know what that means, but good bye.
(Eric is dressed as a woman to escape a thug)
Eric: How do I look, babe?
Shawn: Yes, on the dress. No, on the face.
Eric: Too much make-up?
Shawn: Too much ugly.
Cory (singing): My favorite color is yellow. I'm such a happy fellow. It makes me jiggle like jello. (Topanga enters) Hello.
(Eric and Jack have dressed up as girls)
Mr. Feeny (to Eric, as Chantal): What's to figure? He's pretty, and you look like a bison.
Eric (female voice): I look like a bison?
Mr. Feeny: Hmm, double D's just like your grades.
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