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Eric (singing, unaware of Cory's departure): Happy happy happy birthday! Happy happy happy birthda-ay! It's his day, his day of birth, yeah, that's right, his first day on earth! Happy bir-er-er-erth day, yeah!
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Shawn: Cory, the first thing I learned on the street, is that any judge who spontaneously makes you balloon toys will, at the end of the day, actually hang you.
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Cory (playing football with Morgan): Down. Set. Hike. Button-hook!
(throws the ball and hits Morgan in the back)
Morgan: Ow. Why'd you do that?
Cory: Because I called a button-hook you woman! I didn't say stop and go. I didn't say down and out. I didn't say post. I said button-hook. Now was the ball not there waiting for you?
Morgan: If you don't stop yelling, I'm going upstairs to play with Barbie and Skipper.
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Topanga: Cory, I don't get it. You and your father have always gotten along great.
Cory: Yeah, cause I've always been safe and dependable Cory. Well tonight a new Cory is born. Dark wild Cory; built for speed. 24, 25, 26. Look at me, I'm breaking the law.
(sirens and flashing lights appear behind them)
Cory: Well, we all saw that coming.