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    Father_Time89

    [1]Jan 17, 2006
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    Thought I might make a little game in this forum, well you just put experiments you think brainiac would never try. Remember the part about them getting e-mails from the British public asking about experiments. They say they get the mad the bad and the down-right stupid. Well here is where we list the mad the bad and the down right stupid (Or just stuff brainiac wouldn't try for other reasons). This is all just for a good laugh however. I’ll start us off.

    Swimming: One more you thing you can’t do whilst being electrocuted.
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    ChrisoBisto

    [2]Jan 18, 2006
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    One that they will never try.....

    Can a man throw a ball 1mm

    They wont do that because it is boring
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    Father_Time89

    [3]Jan 19, 2006
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    How long cna a man last without resorting to cannibalism?

    What is the best way to smuggle cocaine past the US customs?

    and finally is it better to be fat or thin when you have to run for your life.
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    Omega-Fox

    [4]Jan 23, 2006
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    *cough* has richard hammond had his teeth whitened? *cough* (Watch the newer episodes of Top Gear if you dont know what Im on about)

    How long can some one last without oxygen
    How many chemicals can you eat?
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    ChrisoBisto

    [5]Jan 23, 2006
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    How long does it take to kill a man with poison
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    ChrisoBisto

    [6]Jan 23, 2006
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    Oh forgot this one

    Is it more painful being eaten by an aligator or a lion
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    Such_A_Diane

    [7]Jan 30, 2006
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    Omega-Fox wrote:
    *cough* has richard hammond had his teeth whitened? *cough* (Watch the newer episodes of Top Gear if you dont know what Im on about)

    How long can some one last without oxygen
    How many chemicals can you eat?


    Haha. He's never going to escape that is he? Everyone seems to keep bringing it up!

    "I have not had my teeth done, it's just *cough* really good toothpaste!"
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    ChrisoBisto

    [8]Jan 30, 2006
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    How long does it take till a aligator eats you
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    Abeba

    [9]Jul 19, 2006
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    Which flesh-eating virus kills you quickest...
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    M210

    [10]Aug 5, 2006
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    How long does it take to walk the WHOLE world?

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    SqueakyYugi

    [11]Aug 11, 2006
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    Which venom is the most dangerous?

    DIY surgery kits

    At home science: Dr. Bunhead makes chlorine gas

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    M210

    [12]Aug 12, 2006
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    How to get chroline out of your lungs using a pair of scissers!
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    KraigA

    [13]Aug 13, 2006
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    Who burns faster, man v woman.
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    M210

    [14]Aug 15, 2006
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    KraigA wrote:
    Who burns faster, man v woman.

    Good One!

    Witch can run around the world the quickest

    Athlete, Snail, Airoplane Or A Missile?

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    scout10101

    [15]Aug 18, 2006
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    You know the fat v thin thing, well what about British V American

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    staurophobic

    [16]Aug 18, 2006
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    How long would it take for someone to die from severe microwave radiation?

    How small can you cut up a human body while it's still living before it finally dies?

    Oh man, I'm getting too gory in my head... Ick.
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    SqueakyYugi

    [17]Sep 3, 2006
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    Can you scuba dive whilst being electrocuted?

    Man Vs. Thermite

    Black box vs. black belt

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    TTlover

    [18]Sep 17, 2006
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    Sing under water.

    How long does it take for a man to rot?

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    pokemastercube

    [19]Oct 7, 2006
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    putting thermite in a microwave and a caravan lined with alsorts of explosives.

    or how long does it take for a man to freeze to death.
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    Georgew69

    [20]Jan 16, 2007
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    80 Days
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