Breaker High

Cassidy: Hey, Max, the A.C.'s cranking inside, you should go in! Max: Nah, heat doesn't bother me. Cassidy: Look, just because you hate me is no reason to suffer out here.

Sean: So 180 kids, 10 bucks a pop, minus expenses and uh... Jimmy: (Jimmy steps on a basket, breaks it and falls) Dude check it out man. Sean: Minus damages! (Throws a paper pineapple at Jimmy) Comes to just under 1600 dollars! Tamira: Sean you're awesome! Captain Ballard! Wait til i tell him and my mom! Jimmy: Why are you making such a big deal out of this? Tamira: Oh I'm always impressed by people who can do math.

Jimmy: So Sean man, this is your best score yet, man what are you gonna do with all the cash? Seam: Well you now me, I'm just uh probably gonna waste it on some babe.

Sean: The Brady Bunch Party. Alex: Ten bucks for one of your cheese-fests? Five was bad enough. Sean: First of all, that hurt. Second of all, it's inflation baby, everything's going up. Do you know how much it costs to see a movie these days? Alex: Sean we don't have to pay to see movies on the ship. Sean: You know you're right. Memo to self: find a way to make some money off of showing movies off this boat. Oh and you're so beautiful baby, oh yeah!

Tamira: Here are your drinks. Enjoy them or whatever. Alex: Something wrong with Tamira? Ashley: Her hair, her clothes, her personality, where should we start?

Ashley (reading a letter): "Dear Ms. Southern Teen, since coming aboard Breaker Hgih my hair has been like nightmare on frizz-street. The salt hair is completely un-doing my do. Can you help? Signed, wearing a lot of big hats." Dear Wearing, All I can say is, you call that a problem? I'll tell you what's a problem. A lop-sided eyebrow waxing the night before the talent competition, now that is a problem.

Cassidy: Max I didn't know you played guitar! Max: I don't really I was uh just fooling around Cassidy: That sounded really good! What was that song? Max: Nothing. Cassidy: Can I hear the rest of it? Max: I don't take requests. (Max closes the door) Cassidy: You have a nice day too!