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Sean (to Tamira): You shouldn't have to change who you are just to get some guy to like you, alright? I just hope he's worth it.
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Sean: What is the deal with you, Tamira?
Tamira: What are you talking about?
Sean: Well, you're ignoring your friends and you're dressing like... that. That's what I'm talking about. You're acting like someone I don't even know! Now I'll tell you something, I like the old Tamira a whole lot better.
Tamira: Yeah well maybe I've outgrown you too then!
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Jimmy: Okay, look please just try one bite. That's all I ask.
Denise: Jimmy...
Jimmy: Eat it!
(He stuffs a Jimmy wrap in her mouth)
Denise: Mmm, this is amazing!
Jimmy: Exactly! That's what I call Bacon Haven.
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Denise: Alex, can I ask you one question? Have you ever cooked anything in your life?
Alex: Don't look at me, ok. I'm not the one that wrote down every single order wrong!
Cassidy: Maybe if somebody wouldn't have handed out so many 2-for-1 coupons... (grabs Sean and shakes him) I could've handled the crowd a little easier!
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(Jimmy comes out wearing dishwashing gloves)
Jimmy: Right, dishwasher right? I know it doesn't seem very important, right but trust me, you're a very important collegue in this wheel. Very important! Okay?
Jimmy: Yeah right, man. Not as important as if I was selling Jimmy wraps.
Sean: You're such a cutie, ok, Jimmy. (slaps him around a little) Let it go, ok? Let it go!
Jimmy: Alright!
Sean: Oh! And no more licking the dishes! Ok?
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Sean (after he opens the doors and no one is there): It's show time! Come on in, there's plenty of tables and uh... anyone?
Denise: Nobody's coming, Sean. We scared them all away last night.
Jimmy: What? What do you mean? Nobody's ever gonna taste one of my Jimmy wraps? For the love of all that is fried! Where is the justice?!
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Sean: Whatever, she's gonna be sorry when we start raking in the dough right? Huh huh?
Denise: Actually we had a loss of $150 last night...
Alex: Huh?
Sean: We lost money?
Ashley: You mean I woke up smelling like a chili dog and I lost money? I quit.
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Sean: Lemme guess huh, Tamira's gonna ditch us?
Cassidy: You mean makeover Barbie? I guess she has more important things to do now.
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Sean: You know who we really needed tonight, Tamira.
Cassidy: Yeah, where was she?
Sean: You tell me.
(Tamira comes in wearing a red dress)
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Jimmy: Hey, guys, hi um so do you guys think now might be a good time to mention my Jimmy wraps?
Cassidy, Alex, Denise, Ashley: No!
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Sean: If you're looking for someone to blame, if you're looking, you just follow my finger... to the slowest casher in the world!
Max: Oh that's it!
(Max grabs Sean by the collar and Sean screams)
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Sean: All right so we got a few complaints right, but all in all I think we will manage, you know...
(People throw food at him)
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Sean: All right, people, come on in. In an orderly line... (People rush past him) Or you can come in like an angry mob!
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Sean: My little money man! Who'd ever thought we'd be business partners, huh? (opens his arms for a hug) Can I get that? Can I get a little love? Come here.
(Max slams Sean's head to the table)
Max: I'm not a money man. I'm a casher and if you touch me again, you'll be wearing this suit over a body cast okay?
Sean: (weakly) Okay, Max is ready.
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Sean: There's gonna be a lot of people here tonight okay you think you're up to it?
Alex: Are we up to it? It's like Coach Huffnangle said, if you can't take the heat, put talcum powder in your shorts.
Sean: Okay...
Ashley: How long did he play football without a helmet?
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Sean: I'll tell you again! All right, those sandwiches were not burnt! They were Cajun style.
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Tamira: So you think I'll ever get a boyfriend or what?
Sean: Yeah...someone who likes you for who you really are...and that's the sweetest and prettiest girl in the world.
Tamira: You think so?
Sean: I know for a fact.