We've got less than a month left (YEAHHHH!) until the final season of Breaking Bad airs and we still haven't seen a flicker of new footage. Movie trailer guy voice: "Until now." And I'll put an emphasis on "flicker" because the following pair of promos are 20 seconds long total, and a lot of that runtime is devoted to AMC's silly "All bad things must come to an end" tagline. But who cares, there's new footage in them! So here they are for your over-dissection:
Okay, that wasn't much. But let's go way too deep into these and posit some theories that will obviously turn out to be wrong. First up, Jesse! It looks like Mr. Pinkman is still rolling joints and possibly eating Doritos. Is he UNDER a glass table? Just lying there? That's either really strong weed, or Jesse is getting back into his "digital animal freak the funk" party times. What I like is the roach that prances overhead. Remember when the metaphor for Jesse was a fly? A nuisance that kept buzzing around Walter's head? Is he now a roach, nature's most incredible survivor? I say yes. Like the crafty cucaracha, Jesse will do anything to survive. This just in: Jesse survives the end of Breaking Bad and he does it by turning Walt in! You heard it here first, so please don't forget it when I am incorrect.
Now let's look at Hank! Seems like the guy is in a hurry. Possibly angry. Perhaps really in need of a bathroom. When we last saw Hank, he was evacuating his bowels and catching Walt in a lie with the old "W.W." snafu. In this clip, he's obviously on his way to shoot Walt in the head (more likely, he's leaving Walt's house after reading the book). Or maybe he found a way out from under The Dome.
What do YOU think is going on here?
[UPDATE July 15]
We have Walter White!
Breaking Bad's final episodes premiere Sunday, August 11 on AMC.
AIRED ON 9/29/2013
Season 5 : Episode 16