Negro Y Azul is Spanish for Black and Blue.
Agent: What's the matter Schrader? You act like you never saw a severed head on a tortoise before.
Tortuga: Hey white boy, my name's Tortuga. Do you know what that means?
Hank: If I had to guess, I'd say that's Spanish for asshole.
Tortuga: Tortuga means turtle, that's me. I take my time, but I always win.
Walt: Jesse, you are a blowfish.
Jesse: A what?
Walt: A blowfish. Small in stature, not swift, not cunning. Easy prey for predators. But, the blowfish has a secret weapon, doesn't he, doesn't he. What does the blowfish do, Jesse?
Jesse: … I don't even know what-
Walt: --The blowfish puffs up, okay. Puffs himself up, four, five times larger than normal, and why, why does he do that, so that it makes him intimidating. So that the other, scarier fish, are scared off. And that's you, you are the blowfish.
Walt: Can this woman… can she identify that you were there?
Jesse: She couldn't even identify her own left ass-cheek.
Walt: Jesse Jackson… did you even… (Shrugs and gives up). Well I see you have a telephone at least. You know that blinking thing I've been calling you on.
Jesse: Whatever man. (Walt takes his bong away) Hey, give me my-
Walt: I will break this, I will break this! Damn druggie idiot. Is this what you've been doing the whole time I've been trying to reach you.
Jesse: No. I've been taking care of business.
Walt: What business?
Jesse: The business you put me on, asshole. What, you already forgot? (Goes to pull out the gun Walt gave him) This business! Huh, that ought to jog your memory. Son of a bitch. I handled it. Walt: I said handle it – I mean fear and intimidation. I meant get your money back, I certainly never meant it --
Jesse: What to kill somebody?
Jesse: Well, too late, yo. 'Cause dude's dead. Oh and here's your money.
Student: I stayed up… like all night. I studied… hard. I'm so into chemistry like the concepts, but I think I might have the attention… deficit. Could you please just let this slide?
Walt: … Don't bullshit the bullshiter. The answer is no, next time apply yourself.
Los Cuates de Sinaloa: Singing "Negro y Azul"
The city's called Duke, the state's called New Mexico, among the gangsters, the gringo's fame is inflated because of the new drug they created. They say the color is blue and the quality is pure, this potent drug's runnin' through the city and no one could stop it if they wanted to. The cartel's runnin' not because they weren't getting respect, talking 'about some Heisenberg who owns the market now. No one knows the man since they've never seen his face. The cartel's about respect and they ain't forgiving but that homie's dead, he just doesn't know it yet. Heisenberg's fame has got down to Michoacan, from way far away they want to taste that meth. The blue stuff has crossed the border. Now New Mexico's living up to its name, looks just like Mexico in all the drugs it's hiding. Except there's a gringo boss and he's known as Heisenberg, the cartel's running hot because they weren't getting respect, talking about some Heisenberg who owns the market now. No one knows the man since they've never seen his face. The fury of the cartel, ain't no one escaped it yet. But that homie's dead, he just doesn't know it yet.
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: March 19, 2011 on Nova Cinema
"Negro Y Azul: The Ballad of Heisenberg" by Los Cuates de Sinaloa
"Duck and Cover" by Federal Civil Defense Administration
"Nariz Inquieta" by Miguel Enriquez y Sus Torrenciales