Breaking In Season 1 Episode 4

Dutch: Oh, baby, I couldn't sleep a wink last night. It's either 'cause that nine hour energy drink or 'cause today I'm finally getting to meet your dad.
Melanie: Babe, he's gonna love you. Trust me.
Dutch: I know, but I wanna make a good impression when he gets here, so I decided to wear underwear. Yeah, this tiger does not like to be caged.

(Melanie opens her Christmas present)
Young Melanie: My very own lock picking case!
Larry: The rest of your gifts are out there somewhere, sweetheart. Now, go get 'em.

Ana: Hey, Oz is calling a team meeting.
Cash: I love you. And I-I mean, I don't love you... like that. I mean, I say that a lot 'cause I live with my mom. Damn it.

Melanie: Uh, I think your screen's broken.
Oz: No, no. It's not broken. This is the piece. It's called "White on White on White," and it's worth $10 million.
Cameron: $10 million? What, for a blank canvas?
Cash: Bet you is it was called "Black on Black on Black," it'd be worthless. Social commentary.

Dutch: Cam. I'm like a Steve Miller band reunion tour. Dad's love me.

Dutch: Hey, man, I just want you to know that I think the world of your daughter, and nothing would make me happier than gettin' to know the man who spawned her. So, uh, what do you say we grab a couple Four Lokos, hit up the T-Bell, get our chalupa on, and just keep it 100?
Larry: I have no idea what he just said.
Melanie: He wants to split a beer with you, Dad.

Melanie: Oh, dad. This is our hacker, Cameron.
Cameron: Hey.
Larry: Oh, a hacker. I shared a cell with a hacker.
Cameron: Oh, yeah?
Larry: Killed his whole family with an ax.
Cameron: I hack computers.
Larry: That's better.

Dutch: How could Larry not like me? Six million people on this planet Earth, and they all know I'm the man. How come he doesn't see it?

(Cameron who is looking for his phone, calls his number, Larry's pants start ringing)
Cameron: No, it's in your underwear, isn't it?
Larry: That would have been easier. Oh. Just went to voice mail.