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Unsurprisingly, not much of the lineup sounds all that promising.
Plus: More Honey Boo Boo is comin', y'all, Fox's new comedies did okay in their premieres, and the new Bachelor is... a white guy!
Plus: Eagleheart and the premieres of Breaking Pointe and Snooki & JWoww.
Network TV might be sleeping off its regular-season hangover, but cable is preparing its keggerators for a summer rager, complete with brand new series and season premieres.