Bret: He's tryin' to have me killed.
Mary Lou: What? If you mean Uncle Nimrod...
Bret: He's also so crooked he has to screw on his boots.
Mary Lou: Don't be ridiculous, Maverick. The man is just here doing research.
Bret: All right, you have it your way. But, when it comes time to photograph the body, thi...(points) this is my best side.