Rosa: How much time do we have?
Jake: Scully ate his pot pie thirty minutes ago so we probably got ten minutes left on this nap. Twelve if he's turkey tired.
Jake: (to Jimmy) You can just make it out to "Death Wish." That's what everyone calls me 'cause I'm always first through the door.
Amy: You go through doors normally, and everyone calls you "Pineapples."
Jake: My grandma calls me "Pineapples," and I regret telling you that.
Rosa: (while on the witness stand) And when this is over, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to break those little fingers.
Judge: Ms. Diaz, please stop threatening the stenographer!
Jake: Quick question, sir. You know how we've been trading favors back and forth, and it's your turn to give me one?
Ray: None of that is true.
Jake: Yeah, I know.
Amy: Look who's here. How was your night of old school drinking? Hmm? Pretty hungover?
Jake: Shh. Turn off your mouth siren.
Charles: Rosa, I think you're nervous.
Rosa: Of course I'm nervous! What'd you think was the problem?
Terry: We just assumed you were a terrifying human being with a short fuse.
Amy: Hey, how'd it go with Brogan?
Jake: Perfect. Except I punched him in the face and made everything a billion times worse.
Amy: If Jake didn't tell you, he must have had a reason. It's not my place.
Ray: I'm disappointed in you, Santiago. I thought you and I were close.
Amy: I know you're manipulating me... but I love it, and I will tell you anything.
Charles: So, where's your happy place?
Rosa: I'm in a cabin... in the middle of nowhere. Inside it's just me and that stupid, slimy defense attorney. And I'm beating the hell out of him. I break a dining room table over his head. Then I rip off his arm and shove it where the sun don't shine. Then I reach down his throat... and shake his hand.
Terry: ...Yeah. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and schedule you for a psych eval.
Chelsea Peretti ("Administrator Gina Linetti") does not appear in this episode.