Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Season 1 Episode 1


Aired Thursday Sep 17, 2013 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine, sir. Catch bad guys and look good doing it. (Jake awkwardly adjusts his crotch)
      Ray: What's wrong with you?
      Jake: Never took off the Speedo. Big mistake. It is inside me. Great work, team!

    • Jake: None of the neighbors heard or saw anything, and what's worse, Santiago struck out with a 92-year-old.
      Amy: (to the Captain) That is not accurate, sir.
      Jake: Wait, you hooked up with him? Ugh.

    • Amy: Wall Street Journal on the doormat, top floor apartment. 20 bucks says this guy's like a hot eligible bachelor.
      Jake: I'll take that action. (knocks on the door) Police, open up!
      Old Man: Hello.
      Jake: (laughing) Hello, sir! How are you today? I'm Detective Right All The Time, and this my partner Detective Terrible Detective.

    • Amy: What's your name?
      Mlepnos: My name? Mlepnos.
      Amy: Can you spell that please?
      Mlepnos: M-l-e-p... clay.
      Amy: Did you say "clay"?
      Mlepnos: Yes, the "clay" is silent.

    • Jake: (at a messy crime scene) Okay, so the perp came in through the window, left the muddy red footprint, and apparently had sex with the dish rack.

    • Rosa: Tell me who has me for Secret Santa.
      Hitchcock: No! That takes all the fun out of it! (Rosa glares at him) It's Scully. He got you a scarf. I'll make him return it.
      Rosa: Yes, you will.

  • Notes

  • Allusions