Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Season 1 Episode 9

Sal's Pizza

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Nov 19, 2013 on FOX



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Jake: Like I said, Sal's is an institution, and it's the best pizza in the neighborhood.
      Charles: I'm sorry, Jake. Sal's is only the 8th best. I've put out a weekly Brooklyn pizza ranking e-mail blast. Sal's has the 4th best texture, 9th best crust, 12th best cheese, and honestly, they're only 7th in mouth feel.
      Jake: Mouth feel? What is that?
      Charles: The inside of your cheeks are very sensitive. It's like the inside of your thighs except with a tongue.

    • Corey: It was like taking candy from a baby.
      Terry: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!

    • Ray: I apologize, Marshal Boone, for Detective Peralta's actions. Something I find myself doing quite frequently.
      Jake: In my defense, I was the only one saying we should stop hitting. (cut to flashback) Stop hitting them! Kicking them will hurt more!

    • Jake: Seriously, why are you dragging Sal's Pizza through the mud? That place is special.
      Ray: Why's it special?
      Jake: Because it's the best pizza in the neighborhood!
      Charles: Well...
      Ray: According to Charles' e-mail blast, it's actually #8.
      Charles: Captain reads my blast.
      Ray: Of course. It's the only one that measures mouth feel.
      Jake: What, are you kidding right now?

    • Gina: Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton's rehearsed sex tape.

    • Rosa: (to Amy) It's whack, and you know it! Their number one crime is tricycle theft. There's a bakery attached to the precinct.

    • Rosa: We work in a police force full of dudes. We got to have each other's backs, okay?
      Amy: You're saying you have my back?
      Rosa: Yeah, I got your back. Don't smile. I'm still mad at you.
      Amy: I thought we were having a moment.
      Rosa: Moment's over. Shut up.

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