Kitty: How was your trip? Robert: Productive. I fired a quarter of the staff.
Nora: I have always wanted you, desperately, to find somebody to love. Saul: How do you know that I haven't? Nora: Stop talking in circles. Saul: Nora, I am not who you think I am. Nora: My husband was in love with another woman for most of our marriage! Saul: Well, I was in love with a man.
Kitty: (talking to Justin) Sarah, she's an amazing mother, she just oozes maternal. And Mom, she's the same way. And I'm just not like that. I guess the cuddle gene just skipped me. I'm all sharp points and tough talk and crankiness. I fight with people for a living. What if I'm not warm and maternal?
Robert: What are we doing hanging around these lowlifes? Travis: We need the money! These things are a fact of political life. I'm sorry if you're offended. If you don't want to be in politics... Robert: Offended? I'm not offended. Racism offends me. Wasteful government spending offends me. This, well, this is just bad strategy.
Tommy: I feel guilty, and terrible, but I don't stop. Kevin: You want to know why I'm letting Scotty stay with me? Tommy: He's cute? Kevin: Yeah. And I'm lonely. Dangerous combination. Same for you, huh? Tommy: Exactly. What is our problem? Kevin: We're men. I mean, if history's any judge, we've never been good at monogamy. Tommy: I think it's our history that's the problem. Kevin: Nice try, but I think we're this way all by ourselves. I mean, I didn't know Dad was cheating on Mom until after he died. One thing I did know was how much I admired him... and how much I felt like this confused wimp in his eyes. And I was queer, so... Tommy: Doesn't make you special because you're gay. I felt exactly the same way. Nora: (walking in on them) You're both wrong. Your father loved and respected you both very much. He just had a hard time showing it, I don't know why. Get over it. You're both better men than your father. And you were as good a dad to Justin today as William Walker ever was. I have never in my life been so proud of you.
Kevin: (offering coffee to Tommy) You want some? Be careful, mom made it. We may never sleep again.
Kevin: You're sleeping with Lena, aren't you. Tommy: I'm not sleeping with Lena... The question is, are you sleeping with Scotty? Kevin: I'm in love with someone else. You know what, I'm sick of this whole family assuming I'm going to screw it up. Jason's the one who went to Malaysia, okay, not me. You know, yeah, I haven't talked to him about Scotty. You want to know why? I never talk to him, ever. I call him twice a day, never calls me back. Tommy: Isn't he in some remote village somewhere? Kevin: Oh, come on. If I was that important, he would call me back. Tommy: Why didn't you say anything? Kevin: Because I was embarrassed. Tommy: Embarrassed. My wife left me and took our child. Joe left Sarah for his ex-wife, and there's a drug addict in the bathroom.
(Justin's phone is ringing.) Tommy: What is it, your drug dealer? Kevin: Give it to me, I'll put the fear of God in him. Tommy: We don't want Scarface coming over with a couple of Uzis. Justin: His name is Fred, and he's in a band.
Tommy: (to Kevin, concerning Scotty) I don't know how your team plays, but I wouldn't invite a hot ex-girlfriend to crash at my place.
Tommy: (to Kevin) Why do you always have to be such a frickin' lawyer?
Saul: What is it going to take to get you to understand that I am not you, okay? I know you feel you have a need to have this company, but... Kevin: I have no need for any company. It's you who's stunningly all alone. Saul: Kevin, you may have grown up in a world where men walk around in public holding hands, but at the end of the day, you are one of the loneliest people I have ever known.
Justin: (about himself) You know, I actually consider myself to be a pretty honest... thieving lowlife addict.
Justin: You guys don't have to sit here staring at me waiting for me to grow fangs and hair on my face. Sarah: Well, then, who'd chain you to the radiator and poke you with a stick?
Justin: I'd like to detox without taking anyone else down with me. So, I can do it here, if you guys can help. Kevin: You know what, as fun as that sounds, we're not qualified. Justin: Qualified to do what? Watch me throw up? Get the shakes?
Holly: (concerning Lena) Saul, I don't think she stops working on Saturday.
Robert: So when exactly did you become a vegetarian? Sophia: Well, my boyfriend is, and so... Robert: You have a boyfriend? Sophia: I did, but I broke up with him. I met an older boy I like way better.
Kitty: (interrupting Justin) What? What, Justin, go ahead. Go ahead, say it. Say it, what is it. What is it, because I'm here. I'm bleeding and I'm aching because I've just had a miscarraige, but I'm here, and I'm dealing with you, and I'm dealing with your addiction. So what is it, what is it, tell me? Tell me, come on. What is that I'm doing that isn't all about how much I love you.
Justin: Oh, wow, look, it's almost lunchtime. Isn't this like Walker happy hour for you guys? Maybe you should crack open a few bottles of wine so you can actually sit in a room without killing each other. You know what I think? I think it's all of you guys that have the problem.
Saul: Justin, we know you're angry. Justin: Oh, you do? Wow, that's insightful. Maybe you guys should have brought in a professional, because that level of observation, me being "angry," is a little lame.
Justin: (about his addiction) Okay, look, fine, maybe it got a little out of hand, but it's nothing I can't deal with. Kevin: Deal with? Would you like to be a little more specific, like when and where? Justin: I don't know, Kevin, not today, I have plans.
Robert: Who's the King of Pork? Melanie: He's the president of the Domestic Pork Boosters of America. Robert: He's a king and a president. I like that.
Justin: What are you now, like 35 years old? Have you ever had a relationship that's lasted longer than three weeks? You walk around in your suit and tie pretending that you're a man, but really you're just a scared little boy. Kevin: Actually, I have a boyfriend, and I have for quite awhile now……. Justin: …big freaking whoop ..and what is she doing here? Holly: I'm here for my daughter. Justin: In case you haven't noticed, she's been living here all summer. Wishing she was a Walker. You too are exactly alike. You'll do anything. No I'm sorry — screw anyone to be a part of this family!
Justin: Why the ambush? Nora: Because that was the only way to get you here. Justin: Mom I live here.
Kitty: And unlike politics, trying to have a baby might even be fun. Robert: Think globally, act locally, I always say.
Robert McCallister: I am the most ambitious man you'll ever meet.
International Episode Titles: Czech Republic - 36 hodin (36 Hours)
Original International Air Dates: Australia: Sunday, April 6, 2008 on Network 7 Norway: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 on TV2 Czech Republic: Sunday, December 12, 2010 on Universal Channel
Music: The Horses by Rickie Lee Jones Everybody Knows by Ryan Adams All That We Receive by Thievery Corporation
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