Kevin: (on the phone to Nora) Will you tell Julia that I've actually bought Elizabeth an adorable little toy pony that actually neighs, moves its head and is steady enough for her to sit on.
Nora: Uh ... uh.
Kevin: What are you doing?
Nora: I'm carrying in the adorable little toy pony I got Elizabeth.
Kevin: That is so unfair. Where did you get yours? I had to go to, like, three stores to find mine.
Nora: Oh, Honey, don't feel bad. You can't compete against the world's greatest Grandma and I have a coffee mug that proves it.