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Paige: I don't want to be Jewish. I thought we are Jewish.
Nora: We are secular humanists.
Paige: Secu-what?
Sarah: Ok, Mrs. Sartre, that's enough. I'm sending you the bills for the therapy.
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Sarah: (talking to Nora) When dad cheated on you, he betrayed all of us.
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Holly: Do you think that your dad fell in love with a village idiot?!
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Holly: We'll see what my lawyer has to say.
Sarah: I don't think righteous indignation is the way to go now.
Holly: My affair with your father does not give you the right to steal from me!
Sarah: A few months, that's an affair. 20 years - that's a career!
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Cooper (singing): Jingle bells, batman smells, Robin laid an egg, Batmobile lost its wheel and the Joker got away, hey!
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Nora: Do you know one of the most important jewish principles?
Paige: Bagles on Sunday?
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Justin: Ok...explain this to me as if I'm slow.
Kevin (sarcastically): As if?
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Thomas (about buying Holly out for less than the land's selling price): Just screw Holly?
Sarah: It worked for Dad.