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Paige: Mars is my favorite planet. It reminds me of you, grandpa.
William: Why is that?
Paige: It is the god of war. He was a warrior.
William: That's me all right.
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Nora: I think you should take that job if you want it.
Kitty: I think I do.
Nora: We fight. We...fight! It's not the end of the world. Just come home.
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William (to Kitty): We're here all together, and I must announce with some depredation, you're no longer grounded.
Justin: When she was fourteen, she was grounded indefinitely.
Jonathan: What for?
Kitty: Oh, it had something to do with cigarettes and surf wax.
Tommy: ...And shoplifting and a boy named Pablo.
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Justin: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Tommy: The answer is no, you can't borrow my surfboard, no, I don't have any money to lend you and yes, girls still think you're cute. I'm kidding.
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Kitty (to Nora): Tommy and dad think the same things I do, and you've managed to reconcile forty years of loving somebody who fundamentally disagrees with you. But you can't love me. And I don't know what it's about.
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Sarah: How is it that everyone in this town knows you?
William: Well, I've been around long enough.
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Kitty (after finding a ring in her drink): Jonathan!
Jonathan: Of course I didn't want you. Of course I didn't make it appealing. But I think maybe there's a better job. Stay in New York. Start a family with me.
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Kitty: You know it's just that I've seen the show, and for me, politics is not about show business. It's... I'm very passionate about my views.
White Peyton: What makes you think we don't want that?
Kitty: Well, the fact is that radio... it works for me, I get to meld off, and then I go to the movies, and I'm not out there.
White: Yeah, in another words, you can hide in satellite radio. Peak out, just enough to not make a difference.
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Noah: It's not gonna be us anymore because you abandoned me, remember? You quit.
Sarah: Apparently, just in time.
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Kitty (to Nora): You don't want to talk, really? What kind of a relationship is that?
Nora: It's the only kind of a relationship we can have right now.
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Sarah: You know, I thought when I quit my old job that I would gain in time what I lost in salary. But being a working mom is like being a currency that never has enough value.
Kitty: Oh my god, I'm gonna steal that line.
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Sarah (about Fawn): Who is that?
Kitty: She's with Justin.
Sarah: Nice rack...
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Kitty: I don't think I'm TV ready.
William: Oh, don't be so sure. Bet on yourself. Never forget, bet on yourself.
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Nora (about Kitty): You look wonderful. Just wonderful.
Kitty: Thanks.
Nora: You could use a little sun, maybe some raisins or something... How's the hotel?
Kitty: Fine.
Nora: Good, good.
Kitty (to William): Raisins?
William: Well...
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Justin: You didn't bring Jonathan?
Kitty: No, I didn't want dad to challenge him to a boxing match or a horse race or something...
Justin: Oh god, I'd love to see that.
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Kitty: Oh my god! Oh my god, you're actually here.
Justin: Yeah, it's a miracle. I can hardly believe it myself.
Kitty: Well, you are unreliable, and you are very skinny. Justin, really, what is that?
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Kitty: Hi, mister.
Jonathan: Oh, you have the kitchen crisis face.
Kitty: Aw, is it that obvious?
Jonathan: That and the floating smoke.
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Kitty: What am I going to do, Kevin? Help me...
Kevin: Okay, is there any chance you may have garlic, pasta, frozen peas and chicken broth?
Kitty: No peas, but oh, you know what, I do have a little sage leftover from the dead chickens.
Kevin: Okay, good. Then you can have a delicious meal ready in ten minutes that anyone in Milan would die for. And that was too gayish sentence even from me.
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Sarah: Just call her [their mother], Kitty.
Kitty: Sarah, she knows I'm coming, she could've called me, and you know what, I don't have time for this.
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Kitty: I am not the person you think I am. That's what you people can't seem to understand. I'm not a bitch. I am not aggressively plotting to make our mother feel bad.
Sarah: Then why are you staying in a hotel?
Kitty: Because the show is putting me up, and it's going to be like a gorgeous groom.