Scotty: Are you this horny because we almost had a three-way?
Kevin: Me? You could barely contain yourself on the car ride home.
Sarah: (regarding Chad): He really is spectacular. He's bi, right?
Sarah: Maybe you should introduce me.
Sarah: I'm 40. I can't be that choosy.
Sarah: Oh my God, Kevin you'll never believe it. I had sex in the office. I really need share with somebody.
Kevin: Why me?
Sarah: Because I can't get a hold of Kitty and well, before you and Scotty got together, you were the most promiscuous member of the family.
Scotty: Oh that's comforting to know.
Kevin: (regarding Chad): He came up to me on a very busy street and gave me a big kiss, apparently as an apology for being so deeply closeted when we dated. But you know it was all him. You can ask Sarah, she saw the whole thing.
Scotty: Wow, that is dramatic.
Scotty: We are such prudes.
Kevin: You're not kidding. One possible three-way and we practically have a nervous breakdown.
Scotty: I guess we're more comfortable nesting. We may as well be lesbians.
Kevin: Even lesbians have three-ways.
Scotty: Yeah, but their heart's never in it.
(Robert hands Kitty a piece of paper which she reads.)
Kitty: You got an affidavit signed by your cardiologist giving you permission to have sex?
Robert: (laughing)It's good, right! It's funny.
Sarah: (to Kevin about his kiss with Chad) Common don't tell me you didn't enjoy that kiss. Just because you're married doesn't mean you're dead.
Nora: Life is so much sweeter with a baby. Why did you guys have to go and grow up?
Kitty: Well, that was the only way we could get away from you.
Chad: Hello! I keep thinking about you.
Kevin: That's fine. I think about me all the time.
Sarah: Kevin, this is insane! I've come back here, and Ojai Foods has turned into Ojai Dudes!
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Marné naděje (Vain Hope)
Original International Air Dates:
Norway: Wednesday, July 8, 2009 on TV2
Australia: Monday, July 13, 2009 on Channel 7/7HD
Latin America: Wednesday, September 2, 2009 on Universal Channel
Czech Republic: Sunday, June 12, 2011 on Universal Channel
You Got The Style by Athlete (11 min)
Lace and Leather by Britney Spears (19 min)
Romeo and Juliet by Dire Straits (38 min)
Although credited, Balthazar Getty (Thomas Walker), Ron Rifkin (Saul Holden), Maxwell Perry Cotton (Cooper Whedon) and Kerris Lilla Dorsey (Paige Whedon) are not appearing in this episode.