Sally Field |
Nora Holden |
Sarah Jane Morris |
Julia Walker |
Calista Flockhart |
Kitty Walker |
Balthazar Getty |
Thomas Walker |
Dave Annable |
Justin Walker |
Rob Lowe |
Robert McCallister |
Chevy Chase |
Stan Harris |
Guest Star |
Jordi Caballero |
Mario |
Guest Star |
Linda Bisesti |
The Tailor |
Guest Star |
Denis O'Hare |
Travis March |
Recurring Role |
Emily Rose |
Lena Branigan |
Recurring Role |
Luke MacFarlane |
Scotty Wandell |
Recurring Role |
Sarah: (about the bridesmaids' dresses) What about Julia. Does she look good in blue?
Kitty: Julia looks good in anything.
Sarah: B!tch.
Kevin: Scotty when I first met you...
Scotty: Kevin, if you're about to romanticize what we had, just...
Kevin: No, that's the whole point. Because what we had, it was messy, you know? We were hot and cold and back and forth and all over the place. But I want to be back there with you. Because I want to be honest about who I am.
Kitty: (in her dancing lesson) It is not "just a dance." It is a dance that you've had before, for a ceremony that you've had before. And I'm going to be wearing a used dress. And you know what, I just thought it would be nice for us to have a dance that was ours. But you know what, you're right, it's just too much to ask for us to have a first at my own wedding. Shut up, Travis!
Kevin: (about Jason) Yes, of course I miss him, why wouldn't I, he's not calling me. But it's like what we had, he's put into this compartment, and now he's gone back to his first love, which is God, or the Church, or something, I don't know, but it's not me.
Stan: I wasn't enough for you.
Nora: What are you talking about?
Stan: You love the fight you can't win. You already had me. I mean, even then I knew I wasn't a challenge.
Nora: I wasn't looking for a challenge!
Stan: Weren't you?
Nora: No!
Stan: You married a rich Republican, somebody you could always argue with.
Nora: Oh.
Stan: We're different. I don't like the fight. I'm committed to the cause.
Sarah: (to Rebecca) It's not that I don't think about it occasionally, it's just that I've stopped obsessing about you and Joe and my divorce. What I'm currently obsessed about is Kitty, her wedding, and which dress she's going to force me to wear.
Kitty: How come you're not bringing anybody to the wedding?
Rebecca: Oh, you know, it's been a bit of a dry spell.
Sarah: Dry spell? That doesn't sound like you.
Rebecca: What does that mean?
Sarah: Just that when I think of you, I don't think of "dry spell."
Kitty: You know, I do know a couple of really cute guys in my office. Do you have a type?
Rebecca: No, I don't really have a type. Except for married men, right, Sarah, that's what you were going to say?
Stan: You look beautiful!
Nora: Yeah, well, don't look too close. My neck looks like someone's bedroom curtains.
Stan: Hey, listen, I gained twenty pounds and got an artificial hip.
Nora: Really?
Stan: No.
Rebecca: (about the wedding dress Kitty is trying) It's very Jackie O.
Kitty: I'm not sure that's the look I'm going for on my wedding day. It's not even the right political party.
Julia: Can we go back to the way things were?
Tommy: I want to. So bad. You have no idea.
Nora: (talking about her very first boyfriend) What have I got to lose? I mean, there's history there. What if that same old spark still exists? It could still exist, you know that.
Saul: I know that? What are you doing, Nora?
Nora: What?
Saul: I told you that I didn't want to talk about this, that I needed time to talk about this. You want me to get in touch with the guy that I told you about, is that it?
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?
Kevin: No! ... Yes, a little. You know going to a wedding alone is torture.
Scotty: What about Jason?
Kevin: The Reverend-God-Forbid-I-Call-You-Back won't be there.
Kevin: (after Nora tells them William hadn't been her first one) Mom, you slut!
Kevin: (to Robert, about Jason) Well, the next time you two chat, maybe you could tell him his committed, monogamous, yet highly sought-after boyfriend says hi.
Nora: Robert, what song did you lose your virginity to?
Kitty: We're just trying to figure out our wedding song.
Robert: Interesting methodology.
(choosing the music for Kitty's wedding)
Kevin: How about "old blue eyes"?
Sarah: That's a good idea!
Kitty: No, no, we can't! Because Robert's first wedding was practically Sinatra themed!
Nora: What about that beautiful song by the Dixie Chicks?
Kitty: At a republican candidate's wedding?
Kevin: Headed to the gym?
Scotty: Have to. Working in a restaurant demands it. Or you end up with…
Kevin: Love handles, I know. Like me.
Scotty: I think we've already established I have no problems with your body.
Kevin: Nor I yours. Look, about last night…
Scotty: You don't have to say anything. I know your boyfriend is a million miles away, and I was a warm body after a lobster dinner. Add champagne and voila. Mistake sex.
Nora: Where do we even start?
Stan: How about a pitcher of margaritas?
Kevin: Well, if you rule out all the democrat you're basically left with Ted Nugent, Lynyrd Skynyrd and ZZ Top
Sarah: Well I'm a democrat and I lost my virginity to She got legs.
Justin: Eew! Wow! Crossing the line Sarah!
Tommy: My was the Dirty Dancing Theme.
Kevin: Wow, be gayer!
Sarah: I bet Kitty's was Talk Radio. Hey Justin.
Justin: Don't look at me I'm not having this conversation in front of mom!
Nora: Oh please, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Gaby Kleiner, the tenth grade.
Justin: (to Nora) You know that?
Kevin: I have two first sex soundtracks, girl and guy.
Kitty: Okay now stop, stop you guys, please you're ruining all music for me.
Robert: Sorry I'm late
Justin: It's alright buddy
Nora: Robert, what song did you lose your virginity to?
Kevin: Mom!
Kitty: Well we're just trying to figure out our wedding song.
Robert: Interesting methodology, uhhm, Endless love!
Everybody: Aaaah!
Robert: Yeah ok.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic - Něco nového (Something New)
Original International Air Dates:
Norway: Wednesday, November 19, 2008 on TV2
Czech Republic: Sunday, December 19, 2010 on Universal Channel
Music:
A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall by Bob Dylan
Apologies by Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
No Big Deal by Lyle Lovett
Whistle for the Choir by The Fratellis
El Sur de La Vida by Carlos Villalobos and La Esperanza
Dixie Chicks
Dixie Chicks are not suitable for a republican wedding since ten days before the 2003 invasion of Iraq, the lead criticized president George W. Bush. This cost the group half of their concert audience attendance in the U.S.tour.
Scotty: Turns out the kids couldn't bear to eat Sebastian... the mermaid's best friend..
This is alluding to the movie The Little Mermaid where the main character Ariel's best friend is a crustacean named Sebastian.
The episode title is a reference to "Sense and Sensibility", a novel by Jane Austen.
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