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Tommy: Dr Walker.
Justin: I'm not a doctor yet, Tommy.
Tommy: So, how old are you gonna be when they let you out?
Justin: Dude, you make it sound like I'm going to prison.
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Nora: Something is wrong.
Sarah: Yeah, with your dial. It's completely broken!
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Kevin: I hope the sex was worth it.
Justin: The sex? We barely kissed.
Tommy: What? We're about to get our asses kicked for first base?
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Tommy: What is this? Some sort of stupid ploy to get me to take a plea?
Kevin: What? Incarcerate you in a hotel room so you know what it feels like?
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Sarah: How long does it take to make a cup of coffee?
Kitty: A lot less time than it does to convince our younger naive brother that not everything in the world is a capitalist conspiracy.
Sarah: (to Ryan) Oh, you're taking on my sister already? I like you more and more.
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Sarah: What about your Major?
Ryan: I haven't declared yet but I'm thinking either Political Science or American Studies.
Nora: Political Science. Politics, Kitty, you two have something in common.
Sarah: Well that depends, Mom. (to Ryan) Are you a fascist?
Ryan: Definitely not.
Sarah: Good, one for our side.
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Ryan: Growing up we had this rule. No religion, politics or sex at the table.
Sarah: Oh don't worry. We hardly ever have sex at the table.
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Kevin: My boss is on sick leave. As is my sex life.
Sarah: Great! I mean not your sex life. But this is great, this is good. I mean, you guys could have some real quality brother time.
Kevin: Don't push it.
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Kevin: Are we ever going to have sex again?
Scotty: I don't know. I'm busy. My work, your family. Maybe we need to schedule it.
Kevin: What, like sex at 4 o'clock. That's really romantic.
Scotty: Appointment sex. That's what married couples have to do.
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Kitty: Mom, you know what? I'm very proud of you. It sounds like you've developed some boundaries.
Nora: Well let me tell you, when your son is charged with embezzling from the family business, it does make you pause and rethink your parenting strategy.