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Kevin: I'm a lawyer, truth is irrelevant.
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Sarah: (To Holly) You've done nothing but cause my family pain, so if your perfect little world has come crashing down around you because the truth has finally come out, you know what, join the damn club!
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Kevin: I'm sorry Chad, I come from a long line of people who are incapable of leaving well enough alone.
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Justin: This whole family revolves around lying.
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(After finding out about Rebecca)
Nora: Justin, I wish I could tell you what your father was thinking. It's a shock, it's a shock for me too-
Justin: I don't know why, he lied to you about having a mistress.
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Kitty: I think I have to just sit and not move because if I do who knows what else is going to come along and rip my life apart.
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Chad: We need to lay low.
Kevin: Chad, we barely go out in daylight as it is, come on, I'm starting to feel like a vampire.
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Sarah: One thing Joe and I are not right now is fun.
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Sarah: No, we swore for the sake of our sisterhood that we would never ever ever ask each other to double date again, ever.
Kitty: Come on Sarah, we were 19 years old, that is ancient history and besides, I already told Robert that you would come.
Sarah: Oh, it's Robert now.
Kitty: Well I have seen the birth mark on his butt, so we're on a first name basis.
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Robert: Hold on to the things that make you happy.
Kitty: You make me happy.
Robert: I do?
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Justin and Rebecca walking:
Justin: It's so bizarre, we live like, 15 minutes away, that's practically being neighbors.
Rebecca: Where'd you go to school?
Justin: I started at LaSalle.
Rebecca: Swanky.
Justin: I got kicked out Junior year then I finished up at San Marino. What about you?
Rebecca: Marshall. I think we played you in football.
Justin: I didn't play football.
Rebecca: Oh that's good, I hate it.
Justin: Uhh...Marshall. Did you know a Carter Esther?
Rebecca: Oh God, totally.
Justin: Yeah he used to date this girl Rebecca.
Rebecca: Yeah, that was me.
Justin: OK I'm officially freaked out. What if we had met? What if we…
Rebecca (laughing with Justin): Oh the Greek tragedy of it all!
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Holly (Answering the knock at the door): Justin...I get the feeling you're not here to see me.
Justin: No, I'm not. Is Rebecca here?
Rebecca walks to the open door and sees Justin
Holly: Rebecca, this is Justin, Justin Walker.
Rebecca: So you're one of them? His family?
Justin: Yeah.
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Nora: Please help me understand how you could discover your father has another child and not tell me?
Sarah: We were trying to spare you the pain.
Nora: How? By keeping me in the dark?! God! You should have seen Justin's reaction.
Sarah: Oh that's why Saul shouldn't have said anything
Nora: No! You do not get to blame Saul for this! At least had enough faith in me, enough respect for me to be honest, which is more than I can say for you or Tommy or Kevin. Were you just never gonna tell me, is that it?
Sarah: Mom, you've had so much to cope with, it just didn't seem to be the right time.
Nora: Oh, I can just see Tommy spearheading this whole brilliant idea…he's so like his father.
Sarah: No, it was my idea.
Nora: It was your idea?
Sarah: Yeah, I was the one who thought we should keep this information from you.
Nora: Your father made you president of our family business Sarah, not our family.
Sarah: And you taught me to always put this family first. And that's what I was trying to do.
Nora: No it is not, you were trying to do what was easy for you.
Sarah: You think this has been easy, keeping this a secret?
Nora: No one asked you to! There is no justification for this.
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Saul: Sarah, there's a problem.
Sarah (Talking on her cell phone): OK, listen fine, but if it's a complete disaster don't say I didn't tell you. (Hanging up on her cell and turning to Saul): What's the problem?
Saul: It's your sister.
Sarah: I just got off the phone with her.
Saul: Not Kitty.
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Rebecca: Sorry about, um, interrupting that mid-morning booty call; maybe you should put a sock on my door or something.
Holly: Saul was just helping me with the coffee machine.
Rebecca: Oh is that what the senior set is calling it these days?