Sarah: Most cancers are genetic.
Kitty: Sarah, the only person who had cancer in our family was Daisy.
Sarah: You think Daisy the dog gave herself cancer?
Kitty: Well, she was a nervous type A kind of dog.
Sarah: (scoffs) Come on! Listen! Picking out feelings in yourself that match some cancer profile -- it's like looking at the horoscope in the comics page. You know, it fits anybody.
Kitty: It fits me.