Brothers & Sisters Season 1 Episode 18

(After Kitty's trip to Castroville)
Kitty: I did go there thinking that if I could find any dirt on you at all, it would be buried in your home town.
Robert: You can bury dirt? How does that work exactly?
Kitty: But instead I found out that I'm really screwed up here because I'm falling in love with a saint.
Robert: You what?
Kitty: Mm, nothing, no I just said that you're this incredibly perfect saint-like saint.
Robert: Well most saints are saint-like but we'll get to that in a minute, you're what?
Kitty: (Mumbling quietly) Oh, I just said that I was falling in love with you.

Kevin: This little drama of peek-a-boo in and out of the closet and the hysteria it inspires is starting to wear just a little bit thin.
Chad: Because I'm freaked out about the implications of coming out and what that might mean for my career.
Kevin: Oh God, I hate that word. Career. It's like the modern day religion.

(After Chad dumps Kevin)
Kevin: You know what, I'm going to join a Monastery anyway, one of those vow of silence places, so I can stay out of trouble.
Justin: Well you'd probably find a way, especially with all of those Monks batting their eyes at you.

(At a party)
Sarah: Is that a romper suit? I've never felt this old in my life.
Kitty: What about that time when you-
Sarah: Yeah, you finish that sentence, you're dead to me.

Justin: I should have a black eye for as long as possible to remind me never to be a chivalrous ass.
Kevin: I wish I was a chivalrous ass instead of being just wholly an ass.

(Talking about their relationship)
Robert: Do we have to have this conversation here?
Kitty: We're whispering.
Robert: In front of an open mic.

Sarah: You have lost your mind.
Kitty: No, I know exactly where I left it.

(On the phone, Kitty is drunk)
Kitty: Oh, and guess who I met.
Robert: Alice Webb, my high school girlfriend.
Kitty: What kind of a name is Alice anyway?
Robert: What kind of name is Kitty?

Chad: I was sitting here watching you sleep, you looked so happy, and I started thinking about all the things that people do together that we can't.
Kevin: What, like getting a good night sleep?
Chad: Like travel.

(Arriving in Castroville)
Sarah: There's something odd about this.
Kitty: What?
Sarah: This town.
Kitty: Oh, was the giant man made artichoke in the town square your first clue?
Sarah: No, though that was odd.

Justin: I'm kind of used to being the bad influence around here.
Rebecca: There's a new black sheep in town.

Kitty: I can't believe Gary is making me do an entire weekend of hero worshipping puff pieces on my mean boyfriend who I'm having a fight with, who I'm not supposed to be having a fight with because he's running for President, like that's a big deal or something.
Sarah: Did you get all that out?
Kitty: Not even close.